Dream Chronicles of the TMonkey

What the???

Ummm, where to start? So I was flatting, with lyk ten people maybe? Or maybe we were staying at someones bach or something for the holiday? There was myself, B.T[m/18], M.S[m/19], S.R[m/19?] and another girl who was just kinda 'there', though I have no idea who she was... and a few others who I knew were there, but whom I never saw. And there was a few cats too.

So there's the background, now here's what happened. First off, it's a two storey house, I go upstairs, walk through the kitchen, and there's two fridges. I open one, but it's basically empty except for a few beers and rtd's of various sorts. I open the other, there's one of those little bottle's of Keri juice, like what you get at a cafe, the little glass bottles, that's empty. There's also 2 bottles of blue top milk in the door, one's got about a cm of milk in the bottom, the other's about half empty. There's a half full bottle of yellow top milk, a random lettuce, a pack of steak which only has a couple of bits left in it, and a few other random bits n pieces lying about. S.R comes through the kitchen asking what's up, I tell him I'm gonna go for the milk...

Then I'm downstairs where all the beds are, this is where it get's kinda messed up...

All the beds are in one massive room, my bed's just inside the door, first on the right, lengthwise up against the wall, sum weird creamy beige coloured douve... It's not a double bed, maybe a king single. I didn't have any of my soft toys with me, I usually have lots, and I don't recall there being any pillows... Two of the cats particularly liked my bed and would walk up and down it from time to time...

Regardless of having no toys, I did have something to cuddle. I had B.T, but not as you'd imagine. Most definately not. In fact what I did have, was his decapitated head - and it was most definately still alive. There was flesh that hung from his gashed neck, but I didn't think anything of it, I carried him round the flat by his hair, though sometimes his body was randomly back where it should've been and he was completely normal. At other times (when he was decapitated), where his spine should've been, there was a bunch of incense sticks sticking out (the ones that look like thick blunt skewers that sit in a bottle of oil).

Other than that, sh*t happened, and that will remain undisclosed information...

posted by TMonkey @ 8:59 PM 1 comments

Guinea Pig?

So my guinea pig had been getting sick, mega skinny and what not, she'd lost alot of weight (she infact passed away on Friday, this dream was on Wednesday(?) night). Musta' figured I'd put my own twist on things...

Sitting outside my house on my deck, I was just patting her lovingly, strokingly like, knowing that her time was drawing to an end. As I was patting, I stroked against the direction of her fur, as I did, her skin was turned inside out and came off. It was kind of like, an oversized leather sock puppet that a six year old could've made...

But it gets weirder...

As her skin was coming off, her nose came off with it, but get this, when her skin was coming off, her nose insantaneously changed from being a guines pigs nose to being a beak - which resembled a cats claw in size and both colour and form. This beak fell off and just lay on my deck.

And then weirder...

Once she'd lost her skin, what was left behind wasn't flesh and bone, oh no, that would be just too... normal... Instead, what was left was a metal frame, about the size of a cricket ball and looked like it had been shaped as a turtle. The metal frame was hollow, it was just kinda a few bits of metal tubing that had been welded together.

And weirder still...

Size, a big factor in this dream. Considering relative perspective, nothing really made any sense. My guinea pig, at the beginning of the dream, was normal size, but as I was stroking her she was very slowly and inconspicuosly shrinking, when her skin came off, the 'leather pouch' was like 30cm by 10cm, her 'beak' that fell off was literally a cats claw, and the metal frame left behind continued to shrink, 'til it was like a miniature guinea pig.

It's all pretty f**ked up really, go figure...

posted by TMonkey @ 8:29 PM 0 comments

FYI

So, my dreams are usually pretty ummm, how do I put it? Real? Vivid? Very lifelike indeed, a true blur between reality and imagination... I like to put as much of the detail as I can recall into my Dream Chronicles, but because of that I've hardly been writing about any of my dreams! So I've decided I'm going to comprimise some of the minor details and just write the jist of the dreams, perhaps, maybe, I really don't know, just meh...

posted by TMonkey @ 8:24 PM 0 comments